The Retarded Looking Bunny

No, this post is NOT about Wilson Tan Kah Meng, the chubby bunny...

This is my coursemate, Mark Victor.

Mark owns a stuffed toy bunny that he hangs on his sling bag and carries it around school.

This is the love child between Mark and Derek, who bought the ugly bunny for him.

It looks so retarded. It has this OMG-I-GOT-THE-SHOCK-OF-MY-LIFE or the OMG-I'M-SO-SCARED-I-PEED-IN-MY-PANTS expression permanently stitched onto its face. It is so ugly that I felt disturbed the very first time I saw it.

All this while, I have been wondering: Why does Mark so proudly display that really ugly and retarded looking bunny on his bag for everyone to see? What prompted Derek to buy it for Mark in the first place?

Mark once told me that the name of the bunny is Usavich and it is Russian.

Erm, ok...

It was only today then I understood the whole significance of Usavich.

We were sitting in KDU Square after Morals exam, and while the boys were talking about girls, I shifted my attention towards the TV screen in the cafe.

To my utter surprise, I saw it. I saw that retarded looking bunny on MTV!!

"Mark!! Look!! Your bunny!!!" I excitedly pointed to the TV.

Haha

Apparently, Usavich is a short animated film by the Japanese. Usagi meaning rabbit (Japanese), and the vich is to give it a Russian flaux. The show is about an odd couple bunny imprisoned in Soviet prison. Sounds stupid right? It actually is, in a hillarious way.

The green striped shirt bunny is called Putin. Putin has his ears tied together, and can be seen dancing the kazachok (a folk dance from the Ukraine) in every episode.

The red striped shirt bunny is Kirenenko, who is a mafia boss. Very bad tempered, as you can see from the way he beats up the door.

While the films are very short and there is no dialogue, it is actually quite interesting and entertaining to watch. In Episode 2, you can find a transvestite chick (chicken!!), whereas Episode 3 gives you a glimpse as to how the bunny's take their shower.

Episode 5 is musical and absurb!! The dumb toad ate a fly and pooped out the trans chick!!

Now the show is in its third season. The first season is about the daily lives of Putin and Kirenenko in prison, while season two tells us about their escape from prison and their lives on the run. Kind of like the bunny version of prison break.

It is so stupid I tell you. Go watch it!! Hahaha

ps: Hui Ping thinks that I am crazy and cannot be saved. I have to agree with her. Hahaha

Owhwellthatslife

This is not fair.

Life is unfair.

Koko and Badaq and Wee Leng are having fun in Perth bullying Mimi to the max.

I also want to be in Perth with them, and I have very good reasons as to why!!

1. I want to bully Mimi. They are having fun teasing her. Not fair. I also want my fair chance in bullying her.

2. Badaq, Koko, Wee Leng and Mimi are there. Having fun.

3. I have always wanted to go to Australia.

4. I want to go bully Mimi.

5. I want to go bully Mimi.

6. I really miss bullying Mimi.

Uh huh...

But here I am, stuck in PJ, nerding over my books, studying for AS, not getting enough sleep, not getting enough proper food, living in this damn hot hot hot hot hot weather here in PJ without a passport or money to go to Perth to be with them.

Badaq sent me some pictures of them in Perth. My favourite pictures are the ones featuring Mimi and Borat or Berat or Aurat or Darurat (the names of the four toy rats that Ko bought to scare Wee Leng who turned out to be immune to them). Sadly, I have been barred from uploading them into my blog or facebook :(

However, they did not say that I cannot upload the following pictures:

Ko actually greeted them at the airport with this sign... Hehe

They saw a quokka while biking...

To those of you whom have already read this post, yea... I was told to hide the identity of the person in this picture to protect two souls in Perth. I could have removed the picture no problem. I just did not want to :p
Nevertheless, I still think she is very very adorable :)
Jedi Master on the beach... hahahahaha

You should see the pictures that Badaq uploaded into her facebook. It will turn you green with envy...

Ugh..................................................

Mother, I demand that we go make passport when I go back Kuching!!

Hmph *sketep*

Lets Feed The SPM Kids A-Levels Questions

Today our college hosted the Maths and Science quiz thing where hundreds of form 5 students from various schools around KL participated in. We A-Levels students were volunteered volunteered to help with the quiz by being the ushers, invigilators and markers.

Yaya (Ma Li Ya) told me that some of the questions given are from our A-Levels past year paper. Wow. Haha only some.

Anyway, seeing these kids (yes I am entitled to call them kids) brings back nostalgic moments.

The way they enter a college for the first time in total jakunness with their friends.

The way they talk and joke among their peers with a confidence that does not exist without their friends around them.

The silly facial expressions splat across their faces about any little things

Their school uniforms. Not to mention the stench...

Reminded me so much of the times I had in 5A...

Anyway, after their quiz, we brought them around the college for a tour of the campus. Suzie, Ibrahim and I were in charge of taking care of USJ 4. THESE PEOPLE ARE MONKEYS I TELL YOU!!

Ms Hema was right when she said that they are like little children. They get so mesmerized because they are in college for the first time. Like I said, total jakunness.

We were lucky though. USJ 4 was a manageable crowd, and there were a few naughty and cheeky ones that I actually had fun talking to, and not to mention nagging at them. Nevertheless, they were tiring. The very first thing I said to Mr Jaya when I got back was, "CHILDREN!!!" lolz

So the college was crowded with hundreds of little children running around with only 3 ushers assigned to 25-30+ students each. Madness.

Today was totally exhausting, but it was actually quite fun, to a certain extent. And I sort of kind of miss the USJ 4 kids. Hmmm Wait... *ponders: wth made me say that??*

Kepong rocked the quiz!

We did not eat lunch until 3pm because we had class right after the event!

Mr George told us that we are going to fail Chemistry!

Yay!!

-_-"

An Extremely Late Post

Yes yes I am well aware of the fact that this post is about a few weeks late, and I am sincerely sorry.
Having said that, there is something else that I probably should say by now:

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY KAUTSAR AND SYU :)

We threw a pizza birthday for them last week. The party was not a surprise, but the pizza was. Hence we did not diverge from our surprise birthday trend. Hehe

Cutting their birthday pizza

Together with Kautsar and Syu. Taken during majlis buka puasa in Sterling last year

My darling roomate is the best roomate ever. that is because sometimes she chooses to sleep outside and I can have the whole room to myself

Hehe Kautsar is not just a roomate, not just someone I share a room with, not just someone I go to class with. She is a very good friend that I can rely on. We protect each other from the evil Hiffy Bobo Baboon and the other evil boys as well, and always motivate each other in every way :)

Kautsar, I really do hope that we get to fly to USA together, and better still, be in the same university over there. Lets work hard to achieve that ya :)

Love you Kautsar and happy belated birthday :)
smooth like baby's butt

And Syu, happy birthday! I do not really know her that well, but what I do know is that she are a very sweet girl and I love love LOVE her terkejut reaction!
This girl is a triple threat! Not only does she dance, she can sing and act as well :)

On another note, today happens to be Nancy's birthday as well!

Happy birthday siaw cha boh!!

Nancy damn cool!! She does not need a calculator. She is a calculator!!

Other people like to park head in first, but she does reverse parking!! Big car somemore. Keng le... Hehe

I know you miss my sexy voice right? Too bad I am not sick right now. Hehe

Very sexy ho eating ice cream like that hehe

I miss miss miss you la Nancy and everyone else. Remember all those funny moments we had together? You were always the one who started a joke about something, if not Jia Seng. Hehe

Nancy together with Lanny :)

Hope you are doing fine in Swinburne and I will see you when I get back to Kuching somewhere near the end of this year.

God bless my darling birthday people :)

Kangaroo Mimi!!!!

Before Mimi and Badaq flew off to Perth for another one of their leisure holidays, Wilson and I took a long trip down to LCCT to meet them.

For about an hour, I annoyed the bunny with my witty sarcasm *sniggers*, proving myself to be impossible, as he always claims.

When we got there, we feasted on some of the things that Mimi brought over from Kuching.

Kolo mee... Mind you the next time I eat it is in August...

She also brought me two cans of sundrop and a few tokiwado bun thingy which I will be sharing with my sad west Malaysian housemates that have never enjoyed any of those for the past 19 years of their lives :p

I played with Badaq's sayasentuh iTouch!! So cool... She advised me not long ago to sell off my precious nano and use the money to buy and iPod Touch. Erm, how about NO?!?

My family is sotness. But I miss them alot. Mimi told me about the drama my little sister has to do for her gemuk brats Girls Brigade, and her team mates are not co-operating at all. They refused to practise. Well, if you had to act like a manifesting pig with a retarded face, I am pretty sure you would not want to do it as well. And these kids are only 10 years old!! Jeez the things adults up them through nowadays...

Unfortunately the sotness had to come to an end because Mr Wilson has no life and has to get to a meeting at 10.30pm. Who has meetings at 10.30 at NIGHT??? Owh yea, bunny does...

Today is a historical day for him. For the first time this year, today was his first leave!! But it was only for half a day -_-"

owhwellthatslife

Badaq, Mimi and I

Badaq, me and Wilson

Wilson did the craziest thing ever. He asked me to drive home all the way from LCCT.

His reasons were because he was tired, and he wanted to sleep. Somehow I felt that he cleverly deviced this scheme because he knows that I would be too busy concentrating on the road and I have not time to even think about saying something sarcastic to him, thus he can have his peace and quiet for the rest of the night.

Hahaha right......

Garang Tetapi Tidak Pantas??

Scene 1:
Me : *nags the boys about driving fast like an insane maniac that just escaped from the asylum*

Khairul : Aiyah, Sherene. Its a guy thing. You won't understand.

Me : Excuse me, I did not say that I don't drive fast also!!

Khairul : Owh really ah? How fast is fast? 60? 40??

Me : Aaaaaarggggggggggghhhhh!!!

Scene 2:
Me : *continues whacking Chad with a water bottle*

Chad : OUCH WOMAN!! WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU NOT HIT ME?? I DRIVE FAST YOU HIT, I DRIVE SLOW YOU ALSO HIT!!

:p

Pantas Dan Garang 4

8 guys, 1 girl, 2 cars, no problem.

8 guys bowling, 1 girl shopping, nooo problem at all.

A&W for dinner.

Khairul : I ordered two chicken sandwiches and a something-roll. (together with a large root beer)

After finishing everything up, he goes to the counter and orders another drink. No, he is not fat. He is skinny. Life is unfair...

Chad : Refill for RM1!! *laughs*
Me : *20 seconds later* Really ah??
Followed by a chorus of laughter from the boys.
I start clawing and pinching Chad :p

Alep bought a shirt from Topman for RM96!! Not fair!!!

Alep looks so adorable when he is playing at the arcade. His reactions are just like a little boy!

Alep : Die!! Die!! Ahhhh

Fast and Furious 4!!! Wheeeee

Me like cars go vroom vroom fast fast down busy street :)

Ok that sentence does not make any sense. Neither does this post. But if you have not watched this movie yet, go watch it now!

More Videos

Being totally distracted by the internet, I decided to make full use of it and humiliate embaress put my friends' faces in youtube for the whole world to see. Not that anyone would bother watching a bunch of insane kids who have absolutely nothing better to do than digress from what they are suppose to be doing.

Enjoy.

A perfect example of the scandals that goes on here in Sterling

Our drama practise.. Missing the moments...

My friends giving me a congratulatory shout-out :)

HOMG!!!!

DAVID ARCHULETA WAS IN SRI KDU TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! LUCKY KIDS!!!!

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ZOMG ZOMG this is NOT fair!!!

Thish ish not faaaaaaaaaaaaaair...........................................................

ALEP!!!!! Take me to Sunway this Saturday!!!! I wanna seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

T.T

Haunted!!!

Our condo is haunted!!!!!

I am not kidding!!!!!!

Fine, maybe only the 12th floors is haunted. But still, our condo is HAUNTED!!!

A few weeks ago, my housemates and I were dumbfounded to discover both mine and Kautsar's shoes arranged neatly OUTSIDE our house near the stairs!!!

Suspects: Rashad and Alep, because they came over the night before, and knowing how naughty they are, we confronted them. But both monkeys swore about their innocence on this one.

After that, we never really thought much about it.

TODAY while I was walking towards the other elevator, I saw something that left me lost for words.

I saw one side of my slippers near the elevator!!



I immediately turned back and screamed for Jie to come out and see.

....

Wth who put my slipper there????

We suspected the boys again, but it was impossible that anyone of them did it. Creepy...

Owh and I probably should mention that Zulaika's black shoes are missing as well!!!

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Not only that, the chemistry lab is haunted as well!! Just as Mr George keeps saying!!

We were happily doing our experiments yesterday, and when we were all going to pour our solutions back, one girl was unfortunate enough to pour her solution back into the flask and the colourless solution turned yellow!!!!

ZOMG!!! RUN AND HIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best part was George did not even realise that the solution was contaminated. He was befuddled to find two flask filled with yellow coloured solution when there was suppose to be only one.

Twice he tested the solution. He then took of his specs and looked at them and shouted: WHO CONTAMINATED THE SOLUTION??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Lolz apparently there was a mix up with the solutions (we had two colourless solution). Ok allow me to explain abit. Every week we have experiments where there are two-three big solution-filled flask, and all given labels such as M6, F5 and whatever unknown Mr George can think of.

To help make our lives easier, the lab assistants will pour some of the solution in a big beaker so that we do not have to trouble ourselves in emptying the contents of the big and heavy flask into our own little beakers.

That was where the soloution was mixed up. No one, however, knows whose fault it was. So in the end, George scolded all of us and cursed us by saying YOU ALL ARE GOING TO HAVE TO REPEAT CHEMISTRY AS BY THE WAY YOU ARE DOING THINGS blahblahblahmorecursingblahblah....

Yes yes I know that does not mean that a "ghost" came out from the lab and switched the solutions. But I just wanted to say that the lab was haunted because Mr George said so :p

This is a very confusing week.

F=ma

Stupid!!! How can you forget such a thing??? Haiz...

Ok now back to more studying. *.............................nerd...............................*

Highlight of the week:

Mr George : I think you are getting more absent-minded.
Jo Sze : *silent*
Mr George : What is my name?
Jo Sze : Its Mr George.
Mr George : No! I changed my name already. Its Zorro.

Gahahahahahahahhaahahaha

Boys....

Some boys are dumb.

You tell them that they are wrong and they never want to admit it.

You tell them that they hurt someone and they insist that they did no such thing.

You tell them to apologise to someone and they give you bullcrap reasons so they do not have to do so because they have too much ego to admit that they are wrong.

Trying to act macho.

Too cool for everyone else.

It is never their fault.

Insensitive pigs......