I did something that I never imagined I would ever do with him.
See, when it comes to my brother, you do not joke about food. Especially HIS food.
For example, when my aunt bought him a box of Ferrero Rochers, he actually hid three pieces from him. Silly boy thought that I could not find them so perfectly and obviously perched on the door of the freezer.
A couple years ago, I went through a phase where I wanted to lose weight, so during Gawai, I promised myself that I would not drink a whole can of soft drinks. Instead, I would take sips here and there from my brother and sister. It got to the point where my brother would literally run and hide the can of coke in his hand from me everytime he sees me.
It goes both ways though. There were multiple times where I would also hide food from him.
So, my brother feels very strongly about his food. Remember I mentioned that he put my stuffed bear into the freezer because I ate his chocolate??
The next day, we went to our aunt's place for a big dinner. After dinner, I always helped myself to the fridge and look for desserts. There in a transparent container, I saw two pieces of Cadbury chocolates covered in golden wrapping.
I took them both out, and out of goodwill, thought that I would consider giving the other piece to my brother.
I broke them up, and popped one into my mouth as I walked back to the kitchen.
It was then when my eyes were opened.
The piece of chocolate that I was munching in my mouth tasted, so heavenly.
It was not like the other Cadbury chocolates.
Not like any of those in the picture below
Or like the other flavours. Not dairy milk, not dream, not fruits and nuts.
It was different.
In the middle of the chocolate was a very rich vanilla tasting white chocolate.
It was heavenly!
I was almost done with that piece when my mother wanted to take the other piece from me. But I pretended that I did not want to give it to her. Spoiled little princess is suppose to get everything :p
And then, out of no where, BOOM!!!!
My brother attacked me from behind, trying to snatch the other piece of chocolate from my hand!!!
What was I to do?
Only one option, fight back!!
A quite simple after-dinner-chat turned into the Jawing Offspring Smackdown!!
We were not jumping on top of each other and hurling each other around.
I was still sitting down, and his arms were around my neck in a choking position!
What a struggle!
Felixon attempted to gross me out by licking my hand that held on to the chocolate so dearly. But his attempts did nothing, so I proceeded to actually biting his arm!
I even kneed him in the face!
Lets not forget that my brother is twice my size and is stronger than me.
He managed to grab hold of my hand and tried to pry my fingers open. I was on the verge of losing!
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not let him win like that! It was a matter of pride, and not to mention the VERY LAST PIECE OF THE HEAVEN-LIKE CHOCOLATE!!!!
I acted fast, swiftly passed the chocolate to my other hand that was free and TOUCHDOWN!!! quickly put it in my mouth and started chewing!!!
VICTORY!!!!
CHAMPION!!!!!! Woohoo!!!
Haha
Bet you did not see that one coming! Neither did my mum, aunt and uncle who witnessed the entire thing and just laughed.
Ok, this is the first time my brother and I had a physically struggle over food, or over anything at all! And it was so violent! Haha
Both of us did not want the chocolate that badly, please do not misunderstand me.
My brother just wanted to annoy me by stealing that piece of chocolate from me, and I wanted to annoy him back by not letting him have it.
Excuse my hair, its a little messy. Excuse his hair, its LINDA PORN'S WIG!!!!
Haha one of the many nonsense my family goes through :D
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