CHRISTmas!!!!! stupid santa

Ok mummy will kill me after reading this post because right now I am suppose to be studying. Er half an hours break ma? Teehee

By now all of you have probably heard the media's interpretation as to what Christmas means

1. Christmas is about giving

2. Christmas is about friends and family

3. Christmas is about presents

4. Christmas is about Santa Claus what the french connection united kingdom heck

5. Christmas is not Christmas without snow and pretty bright lights and loads and loads of presents and turkey

and so on.

Yes yes, we never said that it is wrong to give. It is great that you spend it with your friends and family. But Santa Claus??

Hohoho Merry Christmas!!!!

That big fat red guy that everyone idolises during this time of the year? Yea he dunno, he do drugs. I kick his ass guitar hero ZOMG
I find it really irking that the most popular person during Christmas is not me Jolly Old Saint Nick. Every year people would tell tales about him to their kids, dress up as him, portray him as the most important element of this season because if you are naughty, you will wake up to find coal in your socks. There are even songs written about him!!!
Christmas is not about him!! If it is, the holiday should be called Clausmas or Santamas or Sanata-ana...

The word Christmas originated as a compound meaning Christ's Mass.

Who was born on 25th December some 2000 years ago? Punch yourself in the face if you do not know because u dunno u do drugs

Christmas is a celebration of the birth of Christ. Jesus, the Messiah, the Son of God. He who came to the world to die on the cross for not only those who are called Christians, but for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US! Yes, that means you!

Did Santa die bearing all your sins upon the cross? No. All he does is break in to your homes and steal your food! So get it right. On Christmas, celebrate Christ. JESUS. Not Santa. Or Rudolph. Or Dasher or Prancer and the other raindeers. Teehee

Owh what the heck, celebrate Him everyday for He is good and He loves you! Lolz

This is Vincent's rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas, but for some reason there are only 8 days in his calender. Hmm, must be a hippo thing...

8 fat juicy turkeys

7 turtleDUCKS

6 tortoiseSwans
5 gold ear rings
4 spanish cows

3 french hens

2 itallian chicks

and a bak'ry of GINGERBREAD TREE!! hahahah!!

*faints*
Silly hippo ^-^

Merry Christmas to:
- My dear family. You guys are a pain in the neck. I love you hehe. Ma, I just found out where I inherited my crazy laughters from. Its from YOUR side of the family. Badaq, KUO!! Please do not introduce me to anymore of your crazy friends. Wilson is enough, TMTH!!! Haha. Ko and Wee Leng, when are you guys getting married I miss you guys!! Hope you doing fine in Perth!

- My brothers and sisters in KDU CF!!! Praise God for you guys. Woohoo!! Vincent Hippo Hio!! You have been a great encouragement, including your random nonsense lameness!! Thanks for making me smile =) Roy, thanks for the songs, I am enjoying them alot!! Xiying and Aaron, YOU GUYS ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!! Loves infinity to all of you.

- My friends and classmates in KDU. We are going to rock KDU 2009!!! Lolz Pah pah Alep I want to watch PGL!! Promise!! Arsyad, please keep your exercises away from your kittens from now on!! Ni, when are you getting back with my adik? I want to remain being besan with you. Hahaha you guys are really wonderful and nice to me even though we have not known each other for that long. Love you all loads!

- My former Townians. I miss you guys! Jia Seng and Cindy, wish you guys are here. Panda, are you sure you are not the king of gossip? Lolz Nancy, I love you more than for the reason you can count money for me! Teehee oi Suria, I am so incredibly kind to you with that bag, I am expecting special treatment from you from now on. Hehe jk.. Hohoho you kiasu phai kias ah bengs and ah lians, I hope you all are doing fine wherever you are now!!

- And to everyone else who does not fall into any of the categories above! Thanks for reading my blog and God bless you! Just because your names are not mentioned in this post, it does not mean that I love you any lesser than those orang peliks people up there.

Merry Christmas and have a blessed year ahead!!