This is my coursemate, Mark Victor.
Mark owns a stuffed toy bunny that he hangs on his sling bag and carries it around school.
This is the love child between Mark and Derek, who bought the ugly bunny for him.
It looks so retarded. It has this OMG-I-GOT-THE-SHOCK-OF-MY-LIFE or the OMG-I'M-SO-SCARED-I-PEED-IN-MY-PANTS expression permanently stitched onto its face. It is so ugly that I felt disturbed the very first time I saw it.
All this while, I have been wondering: Why does Mark so proudly display that really ugly and retarded looking bunny on his bag for everyone to see? What prompted Derek to buy it for Mark in the first place?
Mark once told me that the name of the bunny is Usavich and it is Russian.
Erm, ok...
It was only today then I understood the whole significance of Usavich.
We were sitting in KDU Square after Morals exam, and while the boys were talking about girls, I shifted my attention towards the TV screen in the cafe.
To my utter surprise, I saw it. I saw that retarded looking bunny on MTV!!
"Mark!! Look!! Your bunny!!!" I excitedly pointed to the TV.
Haha
Apparently, Usavich is a short animated film by the Japanese. Usagi meaning rabbit (Japanese), and the vich is to give it a Russian flaux. The show is about an odd couple bunny imprisoned in Soviet prison. Sounds stupid right? It actually is, in a hillarious way.
The green striped shirt bunny is called Putin. Putin has his ears tied together, and can be seen dancing the kazachok (a folk dance from the Ukraine) in every episode.
The red striped shirt bunny is Kirenenko, who is a mafia boss. Very bad tempered, as you can see from the way he beats up the door.
While the films are very short and there is no dialogue, it is actually quite interesting and entertaining to watch. In Episode 2, you can find a transvestite chick (chicken!!), whereas Episode 3 gives you a glimpse as to how the bunny's take their shower.
Episode 5 is musical and absurb!! The dumb toad ate a fly and pooped out the trans chick!!
Now the show is in its third season. The first season is about the daily lives of Putin and Kirenenko in prison, while season two tells us about their escape from prison and their lives on the run. Kind of like the bunny version of prison break.
It is so stupid I tell you. Go watch it!! Hahaha
ps: Hui Ping thinks that I am crazy and cannot be saved. I have to agree with her. Hahaha
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