To My Bully...

Yesterday, the entire world celebrated the birthday of the honourable President of the Ah Gua Club!!

And who, you ask, is this wonderful President of the club that (quote the president) "have man that likes to act like girl"??

Well, it is none other that our darling teng kah bang (long legged mosquitoe)!!

Peekaboo Jia Seng!!

Jia Seng is my bully from secondary school. Yes, he loves loves loves to make fun of me in every aspects. He will call me fat, teapot, short, sexy, but most importantly, FAT. Precious, is he not??

There he goes again, bullying me as usual...

Despite his bullying nature, Jia Seng is a really nice and caring guy. Although he loves to tease, bully and give bruises, he also takes care of us and will always have our back in any situation. Not only does he have leadership skills from all his years being a Scout, he is one that you do not want to mess with when it comes to sports. Hehe

I remember there was once in my old blog that I post on how we fought, and I ended up getting a bruise. It was funny. Here below, is a copy and paste of that old post. Funny hehe:

SCENE1
Settings
Location: Prefect Room, SMK Bandar Kuching No.1
Time: 10.ooam-10.15am (recess time and 5th period)
Date: Monday, 30th April 2007
Characters: Sheep, Jia Seng @ Bully, Teck Siong @ Head Boy, Cindy

The story starts off with some of the Prefectorial Board Committee members who went into the prefect room to give the Unit Leaders briefing.

TECK SIONG: Blah blah blah blah...

SHEEP: *listens intentively*

JIA SENG: *plops down onto a chair next to Sheep*

SHEEP: *ignores him and keeps listening to Head Boy*

JIA SENG: *stares at Sheep. Snorts* So fat..

SHEEP: *turns to Jia Seng* What?? *pumps fist at him*

JIA SENG: Why you so fat? So plum.. Round..

SHEEP: Hoi... *pinches him very hard on the arm*

JIA SENG: Oww... Stop it! *smiles*

SHEEP: *shows Jia Seng her fists*

JIA SENG: Fat.. *keeps insulting Sheep*

SHEEP: *pinches and hits Jia Seng* Shut up lar you..

JIA SENG: Haha.. Plum

SHEEP: *digs nails into Jia Seng's arm*

JIA SENG: Oww... *doubles back and pinches Sheep*

SHEEP: Argh!!! Why you pinch me?????? Cindy, you see Jia Seng!!

CINDY: *looks at Jia Seng and Sheep* Haha

JIA SENG: Ya lo, look at her..

SHEEP: *hits him* Grrr....

JIA SENG: Shhh.. Quiet. Head Boy talking now la.. Haiya you..

TECK SIONG: Blah blah blah *ignoring the two idiots*

SHEEP: *gives him the black eye. sits properly facing head boy*

JIA SENG: *snorts* Plum.. Haiya you..

SHEEP: Hoi..... *pinches him very hard for long period*

JIA SENG: Ahhhhh... *doubles back and pinches Sheep on same spot*

SHEEP: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........ Why you PINCH ME????

JIA SENG: Shhh... Behave yourself la.. Head Boy talking...

SHEEP: *glares. hits him hard. gets up and stand behind Head Boy*

TECK SIONG: Blah blah blah...

SCENE 2
Settings
Location: 5A Classroom
Time: 7th Period (Add Math)
Characters: Sheep, Jia Seng, Suria

SHEEP: Su.. You see my hand *shows wrist*.. Got bump and its reddish..

SURIA: Ae, what happen?

SHEEP: That stupid Jia Seng lo.. pinch me..

SURIA: *shakes head*

*moments later, Jia Seng appears at the door outside 5A classroom*

JIA SENG: *see's Sheep staring at the bruise*

SHEEP: *looks outside the classroom and spots Jia Seng*

JIA SENG: *motions to Sheep: PLUM!! -together with hand gestures-*

SHEEP: *argh...*

this story is a real event. the scripts are partially exagerated due to scriptwriter's inability to remember exact dialogue. only two characters were injured during the making of this movie. the bully did not suffer any serious injuries even though received multiple pinches and hits (all over right arm) from sheep. copyrights reserved.

btw, the bruise (on my left hand, near my veins) is now slight blackish in colour.. haha

LOLZ!!!

Happy birthday Jia Seng!!! I know that I will never meet another bully as horrible terrible vegetable wonderful as you. Gahaha

God bless XD